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Me saying "Boo! with a laugh; ambient vocals with some reverb. Hope it's useful! You ROCK!

Striking various pieces of wood (including walls & desks) with a metal tool. Varying outcomes. Came out pretty nice.

A loud, ambient, sinister laugh.

Me saying: "Just when you thought you'd seen it all". 3x. Last one completes the sentence with "This happens".

Me saying: "Whatever you do, don't touch that dial, we'll be right back with more of your favorite music."

Me saying: "Welcome".

Me in an English accent saying: "I told you...you should have hired the monkey." as well as vocals of a …

Me doing a country accent saying: "Hey! Where'd everybody go!" a few different ways.

Me in a Brooklyn accent saying: "Woah, was that me, or one of you guys? They ain't answering. Figures." Placing …

Me speaking in a Bronx NY accent like a Union-worker. "Aaaaah….I'll tell you what: There isn't nothin' betta than a …

Me making a deep growling and breathing sound like a T-Rex. Pitched down 10 notches. Pretty cool.

Me squeezing my dog's squeaky toy different ways.

Me mouthing a single, crisp fart. lol.

A short xylophone jingle. Light and sweet (how I like my tea). lol.

A short, backwoods jig composed on Magix Music Maker. "Plate" effect applied so it sounds retro.