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Santa Claus ho ho ho line delivered with a flat or disaffected affect, voice a bit gravelly. Inspired by the ...

A breathier version of "not like that". Slowed the pitch and added a slight flange effect on this take.

Rather impatient correction of "not like that".

Alternate take of the silly or sinister pumpkin carver, saying, "I'm gonna I'm gonna put a knife in you, Mr. ...

Country type accent saying, "I'm gonna stick a knife in you, Mr Pumpkin. Carve out your eyes an' give u ...

Stereotypical Dracula type voice pleading for sustenance.

An alternate take on the threat.

A somewhat silly threat for this Halloween.

Chomping teeth together quickly with nothing in the mouth, just the clicks of the enamelled bones on each other.

Reading from Ellis Bouzemunke's piece found in "wig lifter": https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09BYDGZKC?ref_=pe_3052080_397514860

Sarcastic comment for someone who uses jargon or long words: "Euww, well isn't it just Mr. Fancy Words!"

Steadily bubbling ground beef with lots of oil (fat) in a pan on a stove. Sounds somewhat sticky or like ...

Below a highway bridge with cars clomping over the concrete segments. One gap has a loose metal buckle which clangs ...

What seems to be a malfunctioning alarm at a rail crossing. The clanging of the electronic bell has an irregular ...

Heavy equipment of various kinds working on a new four-lane highway. Diesel engines rumbling along, a tracked vehicle, distant warning ...