cognito perceptu

Saying "oh look, a vampire" with flat affect or emotionless, as if totally unimpressed or even sarcastic.

Asking in a country sounding accent, "Who're you, Frankenstein's munster?"

Steady thunderstorm rain with rumbling thunder at a medium distance. Rain trickling through aluminum downspout at start of recording. Midway ...

Santa Claus ho ho ho line delivered with a flat or disaffected affect, voice a bit gravelly. Inspired by the ...

A breathier version of "not like that". Slowed the pitch and added a slight flange effect on this take.

Rather impatient correction of "not like that".

Alternate take of the silly or sinister pumpkin carver, saying, "I'm gonna I'm gonna put a knife in you, Mr. ...

Country type accent saying, "I'm gonna stick a knife in you, Mr Pumpkin. Carve out your eyes an' give u ...

Stereotypical Dracula type voice pleading for sustenance.

An alternate take on the threat.

A somewhat silly threat for this Halloween.

Chomping teeth together quickly with nothing in the mouth, just the clicks of the enamelled bones on each other.

Reading from Ellis Bouzemunke's piece found in "wig lifter": https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09BYDGZKC?ref_=pe_3052080_397514860