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As to who he is, most feel that they are not qualified to answer this question. Those who claim that he exists are often embarrassed when asked to supply evidence of their belief. To say he is an enigma is perhaps both misleading and overly percipient; as he is neither literati or Greek. If you believe you are experiencing an encounter with him (otherwise known as a 'Prenumbration') protect yourself with a slice of sticky date pudding and a warm towel wrapped firmly from forehead to loins.

"Lonesome topaz waters baying
There's still a foam horse yet to ride
Sweet voiced in oceans fathomless"