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Started August 30th, 2016 · 3 replies · Latest reply by Mudkip2016 9 years, 1 month ago

jimrsbjorklund

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9 years, 1 month ago
#1

Dirty Pick Up Lines

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pussy

alway's makes a happy cock.

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

Where you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

If you were a car door, I would slam you all night!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

You know what would look good on you? Me!

If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?

I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!

I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll screw you til he shows up.

You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

xx

jimrsbjorklund2@gmailDOTcom
Headphaze

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3,172 posts

9 years, 1 month ago
#2

May I ask what the purpose is in you posting this to the forum here at Freesound?

Seems a bit, misplaced...


I am the thing that goes bump in the night...

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Mudkip2016

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148 posts

9 years, 1 month ago
#3

wtf?! XD

Mudkipz rule!
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