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• How does the Solar System hold up its trousers? With an asteroid belt

• What kinds of music do planets sing? Neptunes

• An astronaut broke the law of gravity and earned a suspended sentence

• That was a poor joke about infinity – it didn't have an ending

• Let's hope the new Jurassic World isn't a train rex of a film

• What do you call it when a dinosaur is involved in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck

• What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus

• What do you call a blind dinosaur? Adoyouthinkhesaurus

• What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork

• How did brave Egyptians write? In hero-glyphics

• Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone? She was tied up

• Why do mummies not tell secrets? They keep everything under wraps

• What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece? Troy Story

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