Real farts! Some with natural reverb.
Type
Mp3 (.mp3)
Duration
0:04.205
File size
68.2 KB
Sample rate
44100.0 Hz
Bitrate
132 kbps
Channels
Stereo
Comments
4 years, 7 months ago
One time me and buddies Chris, John, Eric, Jacob and I were spelunking. That is the act of cave exploration. Jacob, the member of the group who was always up to no good, pushing our comfort zones and fucking white bitches, decides hey. I know we have never spelunked in Banff national park but you know what. Im going to leave the group and squeeze between this crevice. The rest of the group stayed behind, scared for his well being. We heard a rock break, a falling scream and his body hit the floor. We had to call the Canadian Fire and rescue team to get him out. The only problem is that no one know where he was. We flead the cave to get phone reception to call for help. When we went back in we couldn't find it. We were worried. UNTIL. A fart, very similar to this led us to his body. He was unconscious so he was unable to scream but his butthole could still call for help. He was recused and taken to the hospital, given the best care in Calgary and 3 days later died of his injuries.
