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Raised by a pack of wild Bichon Frisés in the marshes of southeastern Michigan, Jim is suspected to be the oft-rumored love child of Burt Reynolds and a young chupacabra named Heidi. His first spoken language was known to scholars as "BASIC", an obscure form of pidgin English consisting mostly of grunts, whistles, and GOTO statements. At age 7 he was brought (forcibly) into civilized society, where he remains as a tax-paying citizen to this date.