A Canadian man speaks in french after realizing how much he likes a lass named Kelsi. The employee he is concerned with is an attractive blonde woman who is a perfect Barista by day and an amazing dancer by night!! I love Sophie 100908077778777798789797987777777787979887079877898789787987777798% I have been eating a lot of La Boulange stuff recently and I am feeling super healthy. Kelsi is an amazing friend and I enjoy our brief conversations within Starbucks usually in the morning!
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6 years, 1 month ago
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10 years, 9 months ago
Psychiatrist Jay assessment of Kelsi + random order admittedly and some jay info + advice perfected: take with a grain of salt as usual you’re free to consult the webmd people :)
You have a lot of potential for other careers in this city (town). I have lived in maple ridge mostly since birth I was raised here and I have travelled abroad and I lived elsewhere briefly. I think that in general you are intelligent enough
for some other work here although drinking will destroy your amazing appearance. I dislike how you are somewhat shy about engaging me in a conversation when i plan to help you.
I think that starbucks will not help you that much because its not the type of place where you
will meet anyone who really cares about making a difference in the world this far along in history many people are scared and its getting worse. Coffee is a drink for people who are traditional, traditional thinking will not make you stand out as a genius / beautiful blonde bombshell. You will stay hot but you won’t seem like a true business woman with cutting edge ideas. Offices allow people to do some thinking but if you want control of your life you
have to realize that some corporate ladder systems are bizarre and slow!!!! like american food
corps!! peoples tastes are often geared toward i dunno how you say this but
kids food? lol adults give up 9 out of 10 times and you will notice how childish cuisine
is except for 5 star restaurants!! you will get bored in an environment where low iq’s
decide the productions!! Starbucks is interesting in that it is a nice environment in terms of decor i don't hate jazz its often classy which is
good I am glad you don't work at tim hortons. I think that you are very attractive and you are slightly tired in the morning which i am surprised
by because i don't think you are the type of person to use perk related pills or say diet pills.
You fight for certain things more than you realize you do want feminine rights to remain a priority but at the same
time you need people to talk to don't isolate yourself because you will find that you wasted the best years of your life.
you need a chance to show off your talents, sports is cliche maybe for you i think because you see it as not freeing enough
for you and you can't always be a star easily because your a kind hearted woman who doesn't want to get violent which is
a key to so many sports!!! don't be a doctor please for gods sake don't be into medicine its not amazing at all
its just one of those careers where you make good money but you can't share any stories whatsoever it will make you too soft
for your happiness to shine and your true character to properly emerge. I have never met a doctor who isn't somewhat
jaded about spending years in school and years in an office and years in clinic and years in a hospital!!!
People need you right now this year but unless you whore yourself out men will say ohhh she doesn't make it easy enough cuz maple ridge
is low brow!!!! dont become a slut i don't need it and your mom seems intelligent about medical advice.
sluts wallow in self pity a lot and I think you have the ability to move towards up and healthy rather then just assuming that
your body is shutting down i should give up now blah blah blah blah blah!!!
I find every single day that you have a mind that is not damaged at all which is soooooooo beautiful to me. PLEASE take care of your mind and read stuff thats smart PLEASE!! I see it in your eyes that you don’t have any issues with academic work. I think that you are mentally sharp enough for
some other activities beside being bombarded by people who want to have conversations
about family more so than anything else. Sooner or later family will turn on you and you will
need a lot of money to support an impressive modern lifestyle whatever that means to you.
I think you are maybe more than likely really smart in your thought processes yet you
feel as though maple ridge can be saved which i doubt 100%. Skip conversations that are going in a cycle it won't help you, you can tell
everyday there are at least 10 or so messages that go in a cycle. You need conversations that take you towards smart
smarter is forward it is not a cycle to have new ideas and HOPE with a capital H!!! the future is bright if you have divine knowledge
and have achieved 'enlightenment' you know who your smart role models are in your life!!!
Don’t assume maple ridge can be saved. Even if there are some good days the economy is too far gone for maple ridge to
rise to the point where you get everything you want. Just because I wear the same thing a lot
does not mean that I don’t have a valid opinion. Look past my choices in fashion and you will
get some information that is vital to rising intelligence wise.
When you look at me I know that we could have a long conversation and I think it is important to let it happen. Short conversations are not the real you and I know that you assume courteney has more talking experiences with me that is not totally accurate. I have spoken to her only a handful of times and we don’t hang out and party together although we both party more often than you do in my book because we both show it in our faces. You seem more like the type of person who has a nice house and friends who are into talking about stuff, although only some of it is vital. My house is nice but I leave because of the neighbourhood I swear to god lol!!! the exterior is not great i admit but it is liveable inside trust me i have other places i hang out where there is more money!! Avoid my mom at all costs she will not help you because she has severe depression and hates women because she was raised in a strange
form of religion.
I don’t think war is on the horizon by any means its not a dystopian world just yet but i see war in the future once we run out of nature basically once all trees are gone in addition to water. Water going downhill doesn’t matter that much we will figure out desalination!!!
Creativity leads to a brighter future because we can save the planet with new ideas about how to prolong life rather
than wallow in drunken sadness remember how smart you were as a little girl!!
The atmosphere on 240th is not really to your liking your not drawn to subway or mcdonalds at all which is actually somewhat interesting to me
I think its mostly the options on the menu there are well known to you already. I appreciate your willingness to work with many employees who are
not really your type per say mostly because of age differences and also just attraction related chemistry concerns.
You are aware that you have more of a future than some people but at the same time you know that its very very difficult in maple ridge to find people who care about life. Our education is not great here in terms of schools there are some people who rise to the level of upper class but it doesn't happen every year with every grad class. there are no universities in sight within 15 minutes drive and there are no community colleges close to 240th for the underprivileged. There is very little hope on 240th for anyone most people are scared of the future and asians are few and far between for the most part and Asia is the worlds number one economy!!! The liquor store is filled with people who don't care if you live or die i swear to god they just want your money you care way more about food safety and kids than anyone across the street!!! Even if you are tired keep living a smart life don't assume that you have to change everything about yourself this year!!! look at the architecture in maple ridge it is not a place where design is overly important in a few months you will tire of the same scenery and you will want coquitlamesque standards!! It is not enough in maple ridge for you, you deserve something nicer you would fit in better in a richer community with more asians because you are able to understand many of the things that i say to you! you are not going to be happy if you get fat or if you start planning on marrying down or something you can see that maple ridge often hates attractive women and you will get screwed over by someone because you are prettier then the majority of girls on 240th!! Several customers wanted to label you with stereotypes you have to avoid these people its popular to throw cliches in your face because your already a success!! You can grasp many things that only people with good eyesight and a love of classy things can appreciate. You know the difference between attractive and average you will tire of the neighborhood because it doesn't have a mall that has sexy clothes for you to buy as time goes by. Sooner or later you will want more action on 240th and it is headed towards boring because of poverty!!!! The population of maple ridge is often drawn to being middle class and or lower class there are so few true upper class people in maple ridge. There are virtually no celebs in this town and most women don't care about human rights which is garbage and it might end up harming your beautiful appearance!!!!
red neck women don't care about you as much as their family and sooner or later someone might get mad at you about an order gone wrong and I don't think that you should have to suffer because there were peanuts in a bagel that someone ordered. It is safer to make art thats related to fashion i think you have interesting tastes and fashion related to shirts and pants made of cotton won't hurt anyone more then likely!
More and more responsibility in fast food can drive people to feel like there is no hope because so many people are overweight you might not feel heroic keeping the store open for people who are depressed and not that sane!!! You have more talent than you realize yet you are still young at heart and you
are not hanging out with crack heads you realize what drugs do to your body and you have SELF CONTROL with a capital S!! I am very very very very very impressed so far.
don't assume at any point ever in your life that being a red neck is fun it is not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR it is not its just country behavior that is
crude and unattractive!!! you are talented to the point where music does make sense you are not necessarily drawn to singing but you know that
women are cliche often times and like to hear a high pitched vocal which often times reminds them of their own voice which is a familiar noise in their mind!!! most people find that you are friendly enough for day to day conversations but sooner or later they will be wanting you to have like 8 babies
trust me maple ridge is fucked up that way!!! You should stay attractive and not let people take any photoshoots away from you people with lesser talent will envy you and eventually decide to throw negative ideas in your face. The mental health office will just tell you that you need to try and be more serious which will make you feel sad to the point of private tears. Don't let doctors make you go through melancholy phases you don't need mental health people they look at you as a number and no one in the MHC is hotter than you trust me!!!!!!!!!! Seriously try and work from home until people say that your aren't social and then find some sort of factory and run a clothing line with your own company and make everything unique to your hearts desire. Let your heart be heard don't assume that smart ladies won't listen. If your heart isn't heard you will regret taking care of yourself for so many years and you will not be able to meet your true soul mate out in dating land lol!
10 years, 9 months ago
I am proud of my effort to train my body today. I feel as though my long walk earlier helped remind me of how much i enjoy coffee when im truly thirsty. I feel very lucky to have had some lunch and breakfast from starbucks. I recorded some samples on 203rd at mcdonalds for editing later. I feel as though coffee shop and or cafe sounds are full of life. I plan to pay attention to my hearing and i will find sum more interesting glass sounds at places where there are people enjoying things like baked items.
10 years, 9 months ago
Kool Esoteric Locals Seek Intimacy was another one I recorded although it's debatable whether Kool is an actual word at this point!!! Sophie has always been very awake in the morning every time I have ever been up in the AM beside her. Sophie has an espresso and I go for a FRAP!
