August 30th, 2016

At a French swimming pool-Swimming is forbidden in the absence of the Savior....
Go askthe French its the truth but i dont know.


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    jeffmorey 3 years, 9 months ago

    wonderful! :)

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    katztboom 5 years, 8 months ago


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    jimrsbjorklund 5 years, 8 months ago

    when two's company, three's the result..
    I was concerned that my goldfish was epileptic, so I took it to the Vet. "Looks fine to me" they said. I said "But you haven't taken it out of the water yet!"
    Scientists confirm diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans.
    My laziness is becoming such a issue that I can't even be bothered hanging my clothes on my treadmill anymore
    Spent the whole day yesterday checking items off my task list.
    In retrospect, I probably should have used that time to complete tasks
    Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred..
    If you can listen to Phil Collins "In the air tonight" and not play the air drums, then you, my friend, have no soul!
    The people who invented the Internet never would have gotten around to doing it if they'd had the Internet
    what number confuses stupid people the most? 82
    Father's Day is just like Mother's Day, only cheaper!!

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    jimrsbjorklund 5 years, 8 months ago

    43 percent of statistics are made up.Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

    Borrow money from a pessimist–they don’t expect it back.

    Always remember that you are unique–just like everyone else.

    Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?

    All generalizations are false.

    What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

    Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.Gravity always gets me down.The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

    Ask me about my vow of silence.OR

    The word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary

    Honk if you like peace and quiet.

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

    Vacation begins when Dad says, “I know a short cut.”

    Go 3 days without your favorite thing. Then go 3 days without sleep. It turns out sleep is actually your favorite thing.

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.


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