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August 30th, 2016

At a French swimming pool-Swimming is forbidden in the absence of the Savior....
Go askthe French its the truth but i dont know.

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    jeffmorey 3 years, 9 months ago

    wonderful! :)

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    katztboom 5 years, 8 months ago

    GOOD

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    jimrsbjorklund 5 years, 8 months ago

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    The people who invented the Internet never would have gotten around to doing it if they'd had the Internet
    what number confuses stupid people the most? 82
    Father's Day is just like Mother's Day, only cheaper!!

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    jimrsbjorklund 5 years, 8 months ago

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    Ask me about my vow of silence.OR

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    Go 3 days without your favorite thing. Then go 3 days without sleep. It turns out sleep is actually your favorite thing.

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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