Translation: "Greetings, human listeners! I'm M1§ŦE® FL1¶¶£®, but you can call me Joan. I have crossed the stars, danced sorceries with the cosmological constants, and beaten Dr. Nim! When I'm not enjoying life as a polymorphed dolphin, I like being some snooty old human bitch who lives in Burbank and assumes that everyone who does things differently is closed-minded. Tomorrow I'll hit a football with a golf club or something. Who knows? Anyway, enjoy the music, or don't... it's a free country... OK it's almost over, I'm gonna go now."