“Elf HR Memo” (comedy / character voice / workplace holiday)

A silly, chaotic holiday office memo from Elf HR. Great for character reads or fun social audio.

Attention North Pole staff:

Whoever keeps replacing the cocoa powder with glitter—we will find you.

HR is also reviewing the unauthorized reindeer karaoke incident.

Please remember: Santa is not a therapist. Stop leaving him anonymous notes in the suggestion box.

Happy holidays. And please stop feeding the Nutcracker espresso.