John45

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My name is John


I like long walks on the beach

I also enjoy doing the cooking by the book.

You could visit five or six stores, or only one.

You may have seen me in videos by Google, Please Scan Here, PornHub and Buzzfeed.


FUN FACTS
AGE - 45
HEIGHT - 4'3"
WIDTH - 4'3"
PLACE OF RESIDENCE - The Shadow Realm
JOB - Professional Beyblade
CATCH PHRASE -

"You've activated my trap card"

HOBBIES - Spider enthusiast + 'Doing nothing wrong'
WHAT I HAVE FOUND - me


sacré bleu & Sieg heil!

-Johnny lad

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