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Started November 28th, 2009 · 5 replies · Latest reply by Takuhatsu 14 years, 4 months ago
Sorry about offtop:
Очень нужна помощь русского человека, свободно владеющего английским языком.
Есть тут кто нибудь, кто может перевести коротенький сценарий с русского на английский?
((I need help from a Russian speaker who is fluent in English.
Is there anyone who can translate a very brief script from Russian into English? ))
Have you tried Google Translate ?
http://translate.google.com/#ru|en|
Or Babel Fish
You could then post the English translation here for evaluation / correction by someone who is fluent in English possibly.
Can somebody, who have good knowledge in English, correct this script. I need from this a literate story in 100% correct English.
Irish Pub:
Mickey Murk- Hello detective.
Detective- Let's hurry. Why have you call me here?
Mickey Murk- I have a business proposition for you.
Detective- Do I look like on the socks seller?
Mickey Murk- Why socks?
Detective- With your face will not sell anything better.
Mickey Murk- Very funny ... So ... I have the information you need about one very large company.
The name "Burger Shot" tell to you anything?
Detective- hell of a lot of interpretation. You like that associated with it?
Mickey Murk- You can say so, I worked on it a few years ... now I'm in shit.
If you prove my innocence in a major crime and cancel all the fines for parking tickets, I'll tell about the "Burger
Shot" everything will
enough to raise you to the President of the United States.
Detective- intrigued. Okay, tell your story, I have time.
Mickey Murk(tell)- Most recently I have been very successful man. I had an apartment not far from Middle Park,
sports car, a prestigious job. The company,
I worked, was engaged in selling fake hamburgers, comprised of hazardous substances. I am a little worried, because
I
received a lot of money, and our customers could not complain to us ... A certain percentage of the police and the
authorities was purchased. So life was in full swing.
However, I worked with my best friend. Every weekend we had a rest in the strip clubs, drinking in bars, have fun on
the street.
One morning, our boss called us.
Steve McWueen(boss)- You guys worked hard. You have worked well. You guys are great, intelligent, beautiful,
young, your whole life ahead. I am old, stupid with each passing year ...
Mickey Murk- Oh, God.
Steve McWueen- In general, I want to give you a company.
Mickey Murk- Fuck, wow.
Will- And you can not go wrong by doing so.
Steve McWueen- You only need to sign a couple of papers ...
Mickey Murk(tell)- Of course, we signed all without looking ... I was in seventh heaven. All night we walked and
drink ... drink ... drink.
Detective- You said "drink" 3 times ...
Mickey Murk -We drank a lot.
In the morning I came home. There was the police. I do not know why, but I decided not to approach them ... and do
not go home. I went to my girlfriend, nice
spent time with her, but during the day learned that run into a ton of dog shit and fast linked in this. Will fared
no better, so we were both new
directors of the company. Old horseradish chopped all of us. From hamburgers of "Burger Shot" has suffered a very
serious person ... We sold our fake hamburgers to
Mayor of Liberty City. Can you imagine it? Me too. But the mayor did with them was gone, but his dog no longer lives
in this world.
Boss quickly thought about the situation and made us ... Well next you know. That bastard, huh?
In the office the boss has always been a big black bag. It contains a folder with the old documents of the company.
These documents were our only
salvation and compromising the boss. The boss had fled with a bag ... We had to find him and pick up a bag.
Mickey Murk- Steve fuck us ... old bastard ... We must find him.
Will- for sure! find the reptile, take away the bag and then'll kill him.
Mickey Murk- Give me the keys from your car, have doing in a couple of places where he entertained.
In the Korean restaurant on Algoqueen:
Mickey Murk in reception-
We are looking for Steve MakUin ...
Korean - I dont ho is this. Get out of here.
Mickey Murk- Go to hell, narrow-eyed. I'll meet you after work, and should drop off your eggs.
Korean - I know kung fu, dont mess with me!
The bar "Komrades:
Barmen- Get a fuck up from here ...
Mickey Murk- Hell, Will, grab his leg! It did not happen. Your mother, run!
We stopped at several places, but even there people were not compliant. In the evening, tired and angry, we went
home.
Irish pub:
Detective- Well, you give ... assholes. What happened next?
Mickey Murk- Will was born in great plan and he shared them with me.
Will- Guess who I will see after we have parted with you yesterday ...?
Mickey Murk- Well, who?
Will- the old-fashioned James. He worked with us as a janitor ... And in that day, when we substituted, James
overheard telephone conversation with the Stive ... where he clearly said
When and where is going to go. So, tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock he would come from home and go to the port in
Alderney. There, we will kill him.
Mickey Murk- great plan, Will! Remarkable! How you could imagine this?
Will- thanks, I know that you appreciate.
Mickey Murk- You idiot, how we get into the port? Or do you propose to take it in town? And if we get caught?
Will- Okay, okay ... but we have not another plan.
Mickey Murk- We need a fast and powerful car. Know where we can get this?
Will- Yes ... tonight you go to AutoEroticCars and stealing from the a Sabre GT.
Mickey Murk- Why me?
Will- Because you're the hero, you moron.
Mickey Murk- Okay, you shit.
Mickey Murk(tell) -
In the morning we were near the house of Steve. At 8 o'clock, as Will said, the boss came out of his house and
caught a taxi. We went after him. Everything went smoothly, quietly, we were going, when suddenly a taxi picked up
speed.
Will - Damn, he noticed us.
Shoot the wheels!
Fuck! Cops!
Will - Hurry, hurry!
Where did you learn to drive well?
Mickey Murk- my grandmother taught me.
Will- Ou, i see.
Mickey Murk- Where a taxi? You see him?
Will- no.
Mickey Murk- Your mother, we lost it.
Will- Look, there he is, try, what would he have not noticed us.
Mickey Murk- I'll try.
Will- Not so fast! I am now going to put in my pants!
Mickey Murk- Shut up!
Will- you shut up! I do not want to die young and sexy!
Oh shit!
Mickey Murk- Look, he again calls a taxi.
Will- Let's follow him. Just be invisible at this time.
Mickey Murk- I'll try.
In port:
Boss- Oh, you bastards, you got me ... Hey, Mickey, what are you going to do?
Mickey Murk- Give me your bag, a goat!
Boss- It in the car, in the trunk.
Mickey Murk- Will, check the car.
Will- The bag is here.
Boss- what would you do? kill me?
Mickey- Fuck you.
Irish Pub:
Detective- So you did not kill him?
Mickey- No. But while we chased after him, died quite a few civilians.
Detective- Yes, a serious matter. If you repeat the same in court, you will be safe and free.
Mickey (tells) --
I repeated all narrated in court and gave the bag. I was not put in jail ... as promised detective, all fines for
parking tickets revoked.
Steve had no luck. Cops took him in the airport. He tried to fly in Vice City.
Everything fell into place. It is true we have with Will was no more prestigious job, I have confiscated the car for
the debts and will soon be evicted from my apartment, but I'm happy.
This is end of story. And what are you waiting for? Unexpected end? Fuck you! Here's a standard American happy
ending.
If you do not like - fuck yourselves.