The sound a cartoon character makes when he looks to the camera and blinks.
Sony Trinitron television being turned on and then off. Recorded with a stereo Rode NT-4 microphone from 2" away.
Writing with chalk.
Two full beer bottles being clinked together using different grips.
A mother comforting her child
Stereo binaural recording of a small crowd cheering and clapping.
A remix of http://www.freesound.org/people/snaginneb/sounds/128528/.
Longer version of drumroll for request. Shure SM57, FP24, and Korg MR-1. Waveform is a bit tuned by Apple Logic ...