Variety of simulated flatulence for any use
Flicking an older light switch on and off.
Some clear packaging tape being unrolled by hand and stretched.
Spotted turtle dove outside my window and a number of smaller birds chirping.
Mono recording of computer (fans) noise from right next to the side fan. Loopable.
Mono recording of computer (fans) from behind on carpeted floor. Loopable.
Mono recording of computer fans from top (sitting on tower.) Bass/low frequency vibrations audible. Loopable.
Mono recording of me "innocently" whistling.
I can do this when my throat is icky.
Mono recording of various types of clicks and mouse button sounds from a $10 mouse.
Automatic stapler http://www.smiggle.com/SM_navIWCatProductPage.process?Product_Id=1747737
I am recovering from a flu. Here is an uncovered cough.
Typing an English passage on my Das Keyboard, avg. 150 wpm
My computer tower humming + computer fans.