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booming male voice announcing hello world, this is the event mankind has been waiting for.

male voice saying good morning baby, this is your wake-up call.

7 seconds of a siren, changing tones and styles.

7 seconds of a toilet flushing with gurgle noise on end

fire station alert tones that sound when an emergency call is dispatched

2 seconds of singular siren fading away

14 seconds of the sirens of multiple fire trucks arriving on an emergency scene.

20 seconds of female laughing and snorting

elderly woman's voice saying fallen and can't get up followed by arrival of EMT, radio transmission with female dispatcher voice.

male? vomiting sound

48 seconds of 2 male voices enacting a parody of AOL commercial

sound of ocean waves crashing on the shore.

male voice announcing a test of the emergency moron system, with references to computer chatrooms

female voice saying good morning handsome

female voice saying I really missed you