I absolutely wrecked my throat doing this. You're welcome.
April 8th, 2024
Three variations on my lord and master purring after his afternoon brushing, followed by his delightful sneeze and my subsequent blessing upon him. Praise be the cat.
March 14th, 2024
I asked a robot "what are the most common phrases you use in your day to day life?" and have repeated them here verbatim for you to use …
October 14th, 2023
Purely self-explanatory.
October 14th, 2023
My water pump got really drunk and started throwing up everywhere.
September 24th, 2023
Walking on a sticky floor with rubber-heeled shoes.
Field recording, so sorry for the atmosphere noises. People screaming in agony, doctors pushing gurneys, bereaved families, elevators moving. It …
August 28th, 2023
I discovered that Chinese pork buns make amazing sounds when you throw them, as do the people at the restaurant when they see you throwing pork buns at …
August 28th, 2023
I sad on a chair and it made this sound.
And I thought.
Hah. Like clown pants.
So.
Here ya go, here's a chair.
August 28th, 2023
They're building an industrial eyesore at my local Government Sanctioned Nature Zone, so here's some... Noises that's making.
August 10th, 2023
Snapping valerian stalks over a sink in the kitchen, as I do every Tuesday evening just to prove to myself that my masculinity is in no way compromised …
July 25th, 2023
Field recording from my phone, but bad quality is better than no quality, right? Ahah hah haaahh...
A couple of European magpies screaming at their fledglings to FLAP …
June 3rd, 2023
Birds and general noise in a park near an industrial estate and next to a construction site. A few EMU trains go by.
April 7th, 2023
Field-recording of a stream, with birds in the background. The stream is the focus of the sound. My phone is very wet.
April 7th, 2023
Fake electricity, as opposed to the real kind available in any household outlet.
November 28th, 2022
Flicking a plastic sheet with a big elastic band.
Because I was very angry with the plastic sheet and the elastic band enjoyed it.
October 15th, 2021