I am in need of a male voicemail greeting to ward off unwanted advances. Something along the lines of: "We're not home right now; leave a message, and we'll get back to you." Just a casual approach, so it doesn't appear to be staged.
I may need one more, but I will elaborate later. Please let me know if anyone can help, and how much it would be.
If you need something recorded I can have it done for you tomorrow evening?
By the way, sorry for the TMI folks!