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Started January 9th, 2014 · 3 replies · Latest reply by TheHiddenVoice 10 years, 2 months ago
I'm going to open this by saying I'm not 100% sure what I'm looking for in terms of the voice, but I was thinking maybe slightly older, largely accent neutral & male - I'm open to interpretation though.
Basically, a friend challenged me to make a video which will go up on YouTube, it's a bit of a fun but my voice just doesn't do it justice. The story is based, very loosely, around Goldilocks and the Three Bears, so that's the kind of style I'm looking for... It is, however, very teen male comedy based, so, yeah...
Anyway, here's the script, I'm kind of thinking it has a bit of a rhythm to it - especially some lines:
There once was a boy named Jamielocks who went for a walk
Miles from home, Jamielocks released a horrible smell
Minutes later, he couldn't hold the urge in his bowels
So he settled on a nice secluded spot to do the deed
'Too cold' he shrieked, before he could begin, however
And so Jamielocks ran
And he ran, with the urge ever building
He cycled
And he ran
Until he came across a public restroom
But As he entered there was a peculiar smell
And when he came to sit, he quickly rose shouting 'too hot'
So his quest continued
Once again he ran
And he rowed absolutely nowhere
He drove
And he ran through a dodgy looking neighbourhood
Until he came to a lovely little cottage
When he came to sit, he was happy, 'just right' he exclaimed
After finishing up and mid-wipe, he bellowed 'too hard' as the paper drew blood
So once again he ran, or, hobbled
He drew some funny looks from the locals as he ran his way
But he continued nonetheless
Until he stumbled upon a leafy tree
He tore off some leaves and began the wipe
'Too soft' he screamed as his fingers ripped through
After much wiping of his hands with all the grass he could find
His journey continued
Once again he ran
And he cycled
And again he ran through a dodgy neighbourhood with youths yielding knives
Until he came to a large grey building
Once again he went in for the wipe
With a wide smile on his face, he whispered 'just right'
Far from home, and completely lost, he decided to move in, vowing never to do any exercise again
And that is the end of the story
Each line is meant to flow and then a small pause between each line. Should last around 2 minutes.
Thanks so much in advance, I know I'm potentially asking for quite a lot, you'll obviously be credited in every way possible, I can't really offer anything, it's probably only going to get 1 or 2 views but if it goes viral I promise to cut you into the proceeds
I would love to help if I can! Here's a link to a similar voiceover I did to sound like an old man: https://soundcloud.com/patrick-ford/jaguar-ad
i would like to help! add me on my skype plz: Kira3591. if you want to, i can upload a type of thingamagig relevant to this script here