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    Sound related jokes - the game


    A new game, better adjusted to what FS is. Do you have a sense of humor? Do you think it's possible to gather at least 101 unique jokes related to sound? Would you like to try?

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    How do you know, that drummer is waiting in front of the door?
    The knocking keeps speeding up...
    (...and after the door is open, they still knocking...)

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    What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?
    About three decibels.

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    Here's a few

    3.How do you know when a bassist is at your front door?.....They don't know when to come in.

    4. How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?....... 100, one to change the light bulb, 99 to stand around saying "I could do that".

    5.What do you call a drummer who breaks up with his girlfriend?..... Homeless.

    6. I had to sack our first drummer. Poor lad wasn't very good but he took it really badly. Ended up throwing himself behind a bus.

    7.What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer? You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once...

    8.A drummer got sick of all the drummer jokes. So he went to his favorite shop and said "I am a guitarist. I would like to buy a Fender stratocaster guitar and a Marshall amp"..."You're a drummer" said the shopkeeper. After an awkward silence the drummer finally admitted it and asked the shopkeeper how he knew.The shopkeeper replied "This is a vegetable shop".

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    9. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

    A flat minor.

    10. What's the difference between a sound engineer and a toilet?

    A toilet only has to take shit from one arsehole at a time.

    11. Why do you see lightning before you hear thunder?

    Because even God has to wait for sound!

    A gentleman's living room always contains a toilet.
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    12. what's the difference between an onion and a banjo?
    no one cries when you cut up a banjo.
    13. What's the best way to tune a banjo?
    with wire cutters.

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    Trying to revive this.
    14. two drums and a symbol fall of a cliff.
    BA BUM CHHHH.

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    Logic, Pro Tools and Reason walk into a computer. The user shouts "What the hell is this? Some kind of a joke?"

    A gentleman's living room always contains a toilet.
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    Sorry I'm late. Accidentally locked the keys inside the tour bus. Took us three hours to get the drummer out.

    Warning: don't ram LP's into the DVD burner slot.

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